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Splat...
01:03
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It's time to SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLAT SPLAT SPLAT
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Don't Disrespect Sharks
03:11
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We went to the pond on a hot summer day
I saw a shark floating in the murk
I swam up to him and I had to say
YOU CAN'T BE A SHARK YOU LIVE IN FRESH WATERx348342345
And he said... Tommy
You can do everything you want if you try
That's the beauty of life... Except maybe try to fly, that's physically impossible.
And I said, "Just like a shark living in fresh water?"
HE STOPPED ME THERE and he said nooOooOoo Tommy just do what you want it'll be okay it's..it's just...it's it's fine... seriously it'll be okay but still
YOU CAN'T BE A SHARK AND LIVE FRESH WATERx98374850334
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The Idea Monster
02:15
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There's an idea monster livin under my bed
He gets all the songs right outta my head
He steals em when i'm dreaming
That's why i have trouble sleeping
I'm an idea monster I need ideas to survive
I eat Tom's ideas sometimes they fill me up like fancy cheese
I'm an idea monster I need ideas to survive
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His names Mark and he's a Robot
He's got heart because he's a robot
He gets sad sometimes
Because he's immortal, he's gonna outlive everyone he loves
He's got cogs in his thumbs
mechanical lungs
when he's sick he takes mechanical tums
mechanical tums
for a mechanical stomach
that has to deal with the pain of being immortal
and how he's gonna lose everyone he's ever been dear to and vice versaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
His names mark and he's a robot
He's got heart because he's a robot
he gets sad sometimes
and when he does he goes
BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP
Everyone I know is gonna die that makes me sad and i will cry for as long as i can that I'm a robot not a man maybe i should just deprogram into a pile of rust i trust that you won't miss me who cares that I'll be dated soon
COMPUTERS BECOME OBSOLETE EVERY DAY EVERY DAY EVERY DAY COMES SOONER AAAAAHHHH IT DOESN'T MATTER I CAN BE REPLACED I CAN BE REPLACED BY 1000 FUCKING ROBOTS WHAT KIND OF CRUEL GOD WOULD DO THIS TO A ROBOT WITH FEELINGS OR A ROBOT WITH A HEART
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THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO THE IRS
Pay your taxes
Pay your taxes
1040EX
Pay your taxes
Pay your taxes
Pay your taxes
Pay your taxes
Not in April
In January
Pay your taxes
1040EZ
You owe us money
We don't owe you shit
Pay your taxes
Fuck your paycheck, we'll take that
Pay your taxes
1040EZ
Or another one if you're not singles
Pay your taxes
Pay them please
PAY YOUR TAXES WE'LL COME FOR YOU
1040EZ NOT IN APRIL
PAY YOUR TAXES WE'LL COME GET YOU
YOU OWE US MONEY AND WE DON'T OWE YOU SHIT
PAY YOUR TAXES WE'LL COME FOR YOU
WE'RE THE IRS AND WE SUCK DICK
PAY YOUR TAXES WE'LL COME FOR YOU
PAY YOUR TAXEHHHHESSSSS
PAY YOUR TAXESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
PAY YOUR TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS in as soon as you can!
We'll take em out of your pay check.
We'll hound ya if you don't
We'll come for you because we are the IRS.
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Outro
02:32
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Pay your taxes
Pay your taxes
Pay your taxes
Not in April
In January
Pay your taxes
1040EZ
You owe us money
We don't owe you shit
Pay your taxes
Fuck your paycheck, we'll take that
Pay your taxes
1040EZ
Or another one if you're not singles
Pay your taxes
Pay them please
PAY YOUR TAXES WE'LL COME FOR YOU
1040EZ NOT IN APRIL
PAY YOUR TAXES WE'LL COME GET YOU
YOU OWE US MONEY AND WE DON'T OWE YOU SHIT
PAY YOUR TAXES WE'LL COME FOR YOU
WE'RE THE IRS AND WE SUCK DICK
PAY YOUR TAXES WE'LL COME FOR YOU
PAY YOUR TAXEHHHHESSSSS
PAY YOUR TAXESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
PAY YOUR TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS in as soon as you can!
We'll take em out of your pay check.
We'll hound ya if you don't
We'll come for you because we are the IRS.
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